Catholic Girls
(Frank Zappa)

Lyrics & Music: Zappa




Catholic Girls
With a tiny little moustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?

All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
Where they learn to blow . . .

They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!

Warren Cucurullo

Catholic Boys!

Kinda young, kinda WOW!

Catholic Boys!

Vinnie Colaiuta . . .

Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?

Catholic Girls

Carmenita Scarfone!

Catholic Girls

Hey! She gave me VD!

Catholic Girls

Toni Carbone!

With a toungue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!

VD Vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees

She was on her knees
My little Catholic Girl

In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confesss
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(etc.)




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